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           Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up           to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going           to ask me… For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -   Percy was lecturing Connor and Travis Stoll on why they should not put spiders in the Athena cabin, because the whole cabin will plot to kill them. Then, out of nowhere, Katie Gardner showed up and turned to Percy.   She opened her mouth to ask him a question, when Percy put his hand up to

Percy Annoys People  Ch.1 *I do not own any of the Percy Jackson characters. This story is in third person point of view. Hope you like it*     Percy Jackson was bored. He thought that getting the day off training would be fun. Don't get him wrong, he thought that everybody would be enjoying the sun and playing pranks. But since the war started everyone turned serious and they were a real bore. Even the Stoll brothers, they (almost) stopped pulling pranks and stealing stuff.     So Percy collapsed onto his bed and let his head hang off the edge. That's when he noticed a book underneath his bed. Ways to Annoy Your Friends: Even dumb peop